Didn't have anything good to post today, so I was searching through my e-mail , and came up with this.
Thought this was very appropriate considering the hurricanes we've had lately:
A friend in Florida sent me this and told me they were all the rage at the moment!
Also, here is a good joke that might get you into the mind of a Texan!
Texans in Heaven
Gabriel went to the Lord and said, 'I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing problems... They're swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they are wearing T-shirts instead of their robes; there's barbecue sauce and Picante sauce all over everything, especially their T-shirts; their dogs are riding in the chariots and chasing the sheep; they are wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean, and their boots are marking and scuffing up the halls of Wisdom. There are watermelon seeds and tortilla chip crumbs all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing; and they insist on bringing their horses with them.
'The Lord said, 'Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all of my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil.
'So Gabriel calls the Devil who answers the phone and says, 'Hello---hold on a minute.
'When he returns to the phone the Devil says, 'O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you? 'Gabriel replied, 'I just want to know what kind of problems you are having down there with the Texans.'The Devil said, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.
'After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said. 'I'm back. Now what was the question?'Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there with the Texans?'The Devil said, 'Man, I don't believe this...hold on.'This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes and when he returns he says, 'I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those Texans have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning.
Hope ya'll have a great Monday!
People are wearing those? Are you kidding? Those are insane, just insane.
Not sure Cathy, BWAHAHAHA! My friend Samantha, who lives in Florida sent me that, lol. Kind of makes you wonder... considering she and her hubby run a scuba shop/diving business, lmao!
this was funny. Wouldn't they look cute on my feet if we go snorkling? I could flop off the side of the boat like a whale in my high heel swim fins. gotta have it!
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