Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Simple Rules For LIving

I just finished trying to mow the lawn - but the mower crapped out on me about a quarter of the way through. I don't have much else planned for today, so I thought I'd leave you with a few home remedies that will help immensely! It was sent to me in an email, but not sure who wrote it...


Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes,thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you fromrolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't moveand should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember : Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.


Hope that helped with some problems you may be having around the house.

If you want a really good laugh, and you have kids around the 9-12 yr old age range,and might be facing having that talk with them, click here to see how Michelle handled it!

Tell me what home remedies you may have ! Its always a good thing to share helpful hints:)


Lena said...


Lolosblog said...

Thanks for the laugh! Love the home remedies and the slinky comparison. I know many people like that.

Have a Blessed day

Anonymous said...

Hi, Mabunny! Thanks, I needed that. Your passed-along e-mail and some ideas for blogging as I'm interested in starting. Glad you can mow grass where you are in Dallas & didn't get any hurricane effects. SC Reader

MaBunny said...

TY Anon! I don't always use funny e-mails as posts, but recently I got a few that I thought funny enough for blog fodder! Glad you enjoyed them!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laugh, made my afternoon!

Anonymous said...

Too freakin funny, your a hoot!

Karen Deborah said...

guffaw that was a good one,

The Broken Man said...

Heh he! Those are fab! :)

The Broken man

Chris H said...

OOOO I love them! Particularly the mouse trap one.... I'm going to put one on top of Stew's alarm cos the bugger is always hitting "snooze" and not getting up... and it just keeps me awake! Friggin man!

some of my tips:
- masking tape will hold a kid in a chair if you don't have a highchair handy.
- If they annoy you with "Mum" all the time, and ipod turned up LOUD will drown them out.
- Wearing swimming goggles stops you crying while cutting up onions, but remember to take it off BEFORE you answer the door or you will look like a dork.
- flashing your boobs at teenagers will break up ANY LOUD PARTY. *snigger*

That will do for now.

MaBunny said...

LOL Chris! Love the masking tape one! and flashing of the boob, I can imagine horrified looks , hahahahaha

MommaSuds said...


I am thinking I deffinately need a mouse trap.

Duct tape...check
Everyone with kids should have duct tape on hand!!

I threaten mine with it all the time.I think they are just waiting to see if I will really use it.

Thanks for the laugh!

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