Thursday, July 30, 2009

Thursday Catch-Up

First of all I'd like to say thank you for all the prayers and well wishes that you all have sent my way. The situation is still very troubling and all I will say is that our health is fine - nothing tragic on that front. Nothing is wrong in our marriage either - this is just a personal issue that we are trying to work through, so please continue sending thoughts and prayers this way as every little bit helps.

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I'm going to do this post then go back to bed, as it is now 8:30am, and we've been awake since 5:30am - when we were awoken by the horrible sound of tornado sirens. Knowing at least that little bit about me - you can imagine me being the first to hear them , then jumping out of bed, and running through the house screaming for everyone to wake up and get in the bathtub. Lets just say that Chris' migraine wasn't helped by that AT ALL!!!

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In lieu of everything else that has been going on here too, I thought I might add some funnies into the mix. You know I like to publish funnies that I receive in e-mails, so here are three that I thought might help you find your funny bone this morning:


WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 !!!

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,

"What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called

condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.

Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of

3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one
for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO
for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking

up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,

"Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one

for March......."

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Wine and Water

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..and to those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom and
in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,

(E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.


However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Remember:
Water = Poop, Wine = Health
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Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I'm doing it as a public service.


( I received this one from my MIL, because she does care that much, roflmao)

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and last but certainly not least ( isn't the best alwasy last anyway? ) My mother sent me this - absolutely LOVED IT!

Awesome Toilet
THE LADY IS GETTING READY TO
ENTER!!
This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston


Now that you've seen the outside view,
take a look at the
inside view . . .


It's made entirely of one-way glass!

No one can see you from the
outside, but when you are inside it's like sitting in a clear glass box!


Now would you . . .
COULD YOU . . . . ???

( I voted probably not on this question - Chris said 'Hell yea I would' )

Ok folks, this picture is my favorite. Imagine you are at a party. Also imagine that party is on the 10th floor of an apartment building. You've also had ALOT to drink at said party and you need to pee. You go to walk into the bathroom to find this.


When he saw this, Chris said he wondered how many times this floor had been peed on, by people that went to walk in , freaked and peed right where they stood....

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Hope you enjoyed those funnies - and thanks again for all well wishes and prayers.

( NOTE: we got a NEW CAR!! well new to us anyway - that will be tomorrows post when I can get pretty pics of it . Right now it is in downtown Dallas with Chris. And if I don't put the pictures up soon, my MIL will hang me when she catches me.....)

8 comments:

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Sitting in the tub at 5:30am waiting to potentially be swept away in a tornado??? Your life is NOT boring!!

Hallie

Nikki said...

I do NOT miss that about North Texas! Hated those early morning wake-up calls!

Congrats on the new-to-you car, can't wait to see pics!

LadyLinoleum said...

Hang in there hon.

Michelle said...

I was wondering why you were going to bed at 8:30. Yikes! Glad it all came to nothing for you :)

Chris H said...

I could NOT 'go' in that glass toilet! NO WAY!

thanks for the funny's.
And I hope all is well with you.
I look forward to seeing your 'new to you' car!

Mary Ellen said...

Continued prayers, and stay safe from the tornadoes!

Thanks for the laughs. No way am I peeing in a glass box, even though I know it's a mirror thing. Not taking the chance!

JennyMac said...

Hopefully things are going better.

Love the condom joke...and hope its not true. LOL.

Queenie Jeannie said...

Gentle hugs and lots of prayers to you honey! I hope whatever is troubling you is resolved really soon!!!!!

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