The subject was WHY?
as in
( and yes I know some of these have gone aroudn before, but are still funny:)
- why does Donald Duck wear a towel whenever he gets out of the shower, but never wears pants?
or
- when you choke a smurf, what color do they turn?
Both of those had us giggling. Then we both kind of brought this one up -
When a skunk farts, what does it smell like? Does it smell like the skunk scent? or whatever rotten food they just ate?
Yeah I know it was gross, but what brought that one to thought was when I told Nicole that my BFF Nikki had a skunk on her porch the night before eating their cats food.
Hehe, well we thought it was funny, and Chris was proud that we had come up with that one, since I'm not known for my quick witted one liners like some I know....
Hope ya'll are having a great week so far!
7 comments:
First two - cute.
Last one - ICK.
Hallie :)
you are hilarious, and even if you aren't the world's fastest one linerer, no one would ever know because there ain't no clock on the internets!
Believe me, if that skunk had farted, we were already holding our noses, so we wouldn't have been able to smell anything else anyway!
Don't ya just love good times like that
I am soooo glad we don't get skunks here!
And I'm sure if you choked a Smurf he/she would turn RED?
Maybe a shunk fart smells nice?
Nope, the smurf turns purple... red face on blue skin = purple! Of course! ;)
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