Tuesday, July 14, 2009


Sorry, these always make me giggle. The other day while Nicole and I were in the car driving back from Walmart we got into one of 'those' conversations. You know the kind. One person says something that strikes the other funny and you both collapse into fits of giggles. Of course I couldn't collapse totally since I was driving, but it was funny seeing her just losing it.

The subject was WHY?
as in
( and yes I know some of these have gone aroudn before, but are still funny:)

- why does Donald Duck wear a towel whenever he gets out of the shower, but never wears pants?


- when you choke a smurf, what color do they turn?

Both of those had us giggling. Then we both kind of brought this one up -

When a skunk farts, what does it smell like? Does it smell like the skunk scent? or whatever rotten food they just ate?

Yeah I know it was gross, but what brought that one to thought was when I told Nicole that my BFF Nikki had a skunk on her porch the night before eating their cats food.

Hehe, well we thought it was funny, and Chris was proud that we had come up with that one, since I'm not known for my quick witted one liners like some I know....

Hope ya'll are having a great week so far!


Wonderful World of Weiners said...

First two - cute.

Last one - ICK.

Hallie :)

Lora said...

you are hilarious, and even if you aren't the world's fastest one linerer, no one would ever know because there ain't no clock on the internets!

Nikki said...

Believe me, if that skunk had farted, we were already holding our noses, so we wouldn't have been able to smell anything else anyway!

Christina - Rant Rave Roll said...

Don't ya just love good times like that

Chris H said...

I am soooo glad we don't get skunks here!
And I'm sure if you choked a Smurf he/she would turn RED?

CanadianMama said...

Maybe a shunk fart smells nice?

Michelle said...

Nope, the smurf turns purple... red face on blue skin = purple! Of course! ;)

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