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WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?????
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.
'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!'
'Nonsense,' the doctor said'. 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'
'It isn't possible,' the man insisted.' ?????? 'This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'
'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often do you have sex???
' The man seemed a bit ashamed . 'I'v e been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.'
'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently. 'It's rust.'
Now please don't tell me I'm making fun of babies/people with red hair or any other color hair for that matter, I just thought the joke was cute so LAUGH!!!!
Whew aren't you glad tomorrow is Friday?!?
4 comments:
Not only is it Friday, it's PAYDAY! Whew! Thank goodness.
Have a great weekend.
Thanks for the laugh! I can't wait till Saturday!
too funny!
Oh I love it! One of my friends' have that issue... she has DARK brown hair, he has normal brown hair. Baby girl #1 came out flaming red hair, and they were constantly asked if she was adopted (OR if the mom dyed the kid's hair). Baby boy #1 came with flaming red hair, and they were asked if both children were adopted (the dying of hair questions diminished). Baby girl #2 came out with brown hair... and now everyone asks if SHE was adopted. Cracks me up!
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