Thought for todays post I'd share another one of those funny e-mails I receive every now and then. I keep them in my jokes archive. Again I didn't write this and I don't know who did, but it was sent to me from a relative in Minnesota.
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I hope these will make you smile!
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!
Oklahoma's construction program!
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Well I hope you got a good chuckle out of that one:)
We might be gong to the lakehouse later today when Chris gets off work. His uncle Charlie will be there along with his grandfather, and his cousin who we haven't seen in a several years.
Only if I can get someone to dogsit....
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****NOTE ******
If any of you have a comment with my picture on it , but it says its from SEX GODDESS instead of MABUNNY, I left the comment, but didn't realize what my husband had done. He thought it would be funny and wanted to see how long it would take me to realize it....grrrrrrrrr.........
6 comments:
Those are hilarious, thanks for the laugh.
So funny! They need new editors!
Your husbands joke well that's just hilarious!
Gotta love those husbands. And phew! That makes me feel better, I think ;)
Love those headlines!
EXCELLENT, thanks for the laugh.
Hahaha, I thought you had changed your name...haha, that's something like mine would do!!!
BTW DID I EVER TELL YOU I PULL UP YOUR BLOG @ WORK, OF COURSE AND READ, BUT LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC! I BELIEVE WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SISTERS, CAUSE OUR TASTE IN MUSIC IS THE SAME!
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