Friday, January 23, 2009

Nine Words Us Women Use...

(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying You're Wrong!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

7 comments:

Memaw's memories said...

I love this list and used it a lot when I was married. Which may be the reason I'm no longer married. Things that make you go hmmmm.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I use all of those and they all have varying meanings! Love it.

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Great list!!!

Hallie :)

Nikki said...

Ain't it the truth! I'm going to have to send my hubbie over so he can finally learn about the "true" meanings of all those sayings!

Karen Deborah said...

you NAILED it!

Michelle said...

Aren't these supposed to be secret? No fair sharing with everyone ;)

Anonymous said...

I got this email a couple weeks ago, it's all true, at least with me anyways...

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