There the truth is out. The guy sitting next to the Queen is absolutely hysterical!
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Here are some other funnies I got in my e-mail lastnight:
MY LIVING WILL
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug.
'She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.She's such a bitch.....
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and last but not least in the giggle department,
THE WEDDING NIGHT
Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, 'No'.Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'She replies, 'No.'Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!Eat your lunch and go back to school ...
'After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'His mom says, 'No.'He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?'
He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think...I gave him my airplane glue.
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Hope you enjoyed them, and got a good giggle out of them...
On other quicky updates, my Uncle is out of the hospital now , but still not feeling up to par yet.
My friend Eden, started a blog a while back , then ran out of steam on what to blog about. She is challenging everyone out there in the blogosphere to give her some ideas for posts. Hop on over and visit her HERE!
Have a great day!
9 comments:
I must agree - that first picture is a hoot!
It does take a real man to wear nothing under a dress...
Wait, what did I just say?
Well I must disagree...Cause the only Men I've ever seen wear dresses are DRAG QUEENS..They are as far away from MEN as you can get..Most would much rather be Women..
Kilt doesn't apply..hehe, but it was funny! I think I'd had something bigger to show...Yeah I mean like that...hehehehe
Thank you for the love, hun! Appreciate the shout out! I got another suggestion... yay!
Wow.
And I'm glad to hear that your uncle is doing better. Here's hoping he continues to improve!
Oh my Lord!
Thanks for the laughs!
Those photos are awesome!
Oh.My.Gosh!!!!
The kilt pics just about killed me! Those rock!!!! Now if only I could get my Sweet Baboo to wear one......hmmmm.....
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