Words to Live By ( For Women)

Since I have to work all day Tuesday I thought I'd do this post tonight. I actually got called in to work a half day which was cool. I enjoyed seeing kids that I saw last year - they are now big 2nd graders and they have grown - they were cute! I sub 2nd grade again tomorrow but a different class.

Anyway, my mom emailed me these words to live by - take them to heart and have a good laugh!

Subject: Words for Women to Live By :) > > > 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. > > 2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color. > > 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of > tequila. > > 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! > > 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). > > 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal > with it. > > 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your > personality. > > 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. > > 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. > > 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk > funny. > > 11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it > with vodka. > > 12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married > man there is some woman tired of his bullshit! > > 13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the > hardest. > > 14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble. > > 15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter > who thinks she's wrong. > > After its all said and done - we ALL need a reason to smile and laugh! Hoep everyone is having a great week so far!