Thursday, April 30, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father, and
working in the family business. Dan found out he was going to
inherit an obscene amount of money when his sickly father died,
so he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his good
One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most
beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty was so
stunning that it took his breath away.
He mustered up all his courage and approached her anyway.
'I may look like a simple and ordinary man to you,' he said to
her, 'but in a very short time my father will die, and I'll
inherit 200 million dollars.'
Impressed, the woman obtained Dan's business card and three
days later... she married his father.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
A Russian woman married an american gentleman and they lived happily
ever after in America . The poor lady was not very proficient in
English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real
problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She
didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked
like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher
got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to
say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to
show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her
some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a
way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
What were you thinking?
Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
Friday, April 10, 2009
We particularly crack up at the buckmeow part - and Nicole does a pretty good imitation of it!
I can kind of see why Reeses rejected this commercial, but come on - it is funny!
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Finally I have a day where I can putter around the house and not run hither and dither.
Yesterday I attended my Shakespeare Club Afternoon Tea. This year was extra special as it was my first as an official member instead of just a guest. We had a very good time and I actually got to meet Shakespeare!
(sorry for the blurriness of this photo...)
He was portrayed by Robert Clover-Brown a*k*a The Shakespeare Man. Click HERE to read more about this amazing performer...
It was nice to dress up for a change considering when I go to work I am usually wearing slacks so I can wear my braces. I actually wore a skirt, blouse, my pearl earrings and necklace. I felt like queen for a day, lol.
Here are some other pics from yesterday:
The kitchen where a TON of food was waiting to feed the hordes...
Hope everyone has had a great week so far. Nicole is out of school tomorrow for Good Friday so we will be sleeping in after I get the hubby off to work. We are also going out to dinner tomorrow night with our friend David , who will be in town for a few days. My mom also comes home from California tomorrow and I am anxious to have her home and safe, no matter how much fun she is having there!
Talk to ya'll later!
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
|You Color Your Life With Vibrant Warmth|
You are open and adventurous. You're interested in young people and what's new in the world.
You don't carry any emotional baggage with you through life. What's done is done, and you've moved on.
You start every day fresh. You are optimistic about what's to come.