Morning! I'm sitting here eating a slice of toast covered in peanut butter and drinking hot chocolate with hazel nut, wearing my pajama pants and a heavey sweatshirt. My hair is brushed but still sticking up every which way, lol. This is how I'm taking Nicole and William to school, lol. I don't have to be to work till noon today so I am NOT rushing to get ready.
Who is William? some of you asked.. NO he is not a child of mine that I do not talk about , lol he is the son of a very good friend of mine who also attends the same school as Nicole. We take turns weekly driving and picking up the kids...since I am now able to be mobile its my week. Nan ( his mom) is the wonderful, kindhearted, sweetest person because since our van died a slow death just before school started and we had no car, she drove the kids EVERY DAY since school started. She even picked us up early on the days I had to work, and would just pick me up while going thru the line to get the kids at the end of the day...Give her two thumbs up for being such a sweet friend!
Jojo commented yesterday that she loved how I manipulated the car parts guy into putting my license plates on - but blonds don't always 'get it', as shown in the following blond joke:
Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her. After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing to marbles into the crotch of every Elmo. The manager said, "I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!"
HAHAHAH, that cracked me up something fierce when I read it!
You can check out more of those kinds of jokes here...
Well I gotta go make Nicoles school lunch and off I go! Have a great day!