Saturday, October 4, 2008

Crazy Headlines

Thought for todays post I'd share another one of those funny e-mails I receive every now and then. I keep them in my jokes archive. Again I didn't write this and I don't know who did, but it was sent to me from a relative in Minnesota.

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I hope these will make you smile!

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really?


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!



Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!


Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!


Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!



War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!


Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!


Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!

Oklahoma's construction program!



Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge


Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!



Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!



And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?

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Well I hope you got a good chuckle out of that one:)
We might be gong to the lakehouse later today when Chris gets off work. His uncle Charlie will be there along with his grandfather, and his cousin who we haven't seen in a several years.
Only if I can get someone to dogsit....

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****NOTE ******
If any of you have a comment with my picture on it , but it says its from SEX GODDESS instead of MABUNNY, I left the comment, but didn't realize what my husband had done. He thought it would be funny and wanted to see how long it would take me to realize it....grrrrrrrrr.........

6 comments:

noble pig said...

Those are hilarious, thanks for the laugh.

My boys are Army Brats said...

So funny! They need new editors!

Your husbands joke well that's just hilarious!

Michelle said...

Gotta love those husbands. And phew! That makes me feel better, I think ;)

Love those headlines!

Chris H said...

EXCELLENT, thanks for the laugh.

The Brady's said...

Hahaha, I thought you had changed your name...haha, that's something like mine would do!!!

The Brady's said...

BTW DID I EVER TELL YOU I PULL UP YOUR BLOG @ WORK, OF COURSE AND READ, BUT LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC! I BELIEVE WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SISTERS, CAUSE OUR TASTE IN MUSIC IS THE SAME!