Thursday, June 18, 2009

The Sex of A Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.....
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."

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HAHAHAHAHA, sorry, just had to share that one! My hubby sent that to me lastnight. After some of the dirty jokes and stuff going around, I thought this was clean and cute!

Hope you have had a good week so far!

5 comments:

Flea said...

Too funny! Love a clean joke. :)

You still up to visitors? It would be a week from this coming Monday night. Yes? No? Check one. :)

Michelle said...

Nice! Gotta love some of those more ... unique ones that you don't expect.

Chris H said...

That was a good one! Made me smile anyway.

Christina said...

LOL...
That's hilarious!

Nikki said...

Good one! LOL!