A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?"
"Oh. ! Killing any?"
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.....
"How can you tell them apart?"
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."
HAHAHAHAHA, sorry, just had to share that one! My hubby sent that to me lastnight. After some of the dirty jokes and stuff going around, I thought this was clean and cute!
Hope you have had a good week so far!