Thursday, January 17, 2008

The "New" Political Correctness

BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentucky , Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES" or "REDNECKS."
You will now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore ..

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "DOUBLE BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.."

3. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

4. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

5. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1.He does not have a " BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2.He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."


So make sure ya'll talk right now, yahear? LMAO

Hope ya'll are having a great day:))

1 comment:

Rick said...

Some how using FOLLICLE REGRESSION doesn't make me feel better. Funny.

Hopin' your mother is well.