Saturday, January 26, 2008

Good Laugh

Good Morning All!! I'm home sick with an upper respiratory thing, so not feeling real great today. I wanted to post something on my blog that would make you laugh, so I went through my 'funny' folder in my e-mails, and came up with this one, hope you like it.
And for all that read it, if you've been to Walmart even once you will understand and appreciate the humor in it all. ENJOY:))

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>Mr. and Mrs. Griffin are retired. Mrs. Griffin insists that Mr. Griffin go
>with her to Wal-mart.
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>He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but
>Mrs. Griffin loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to her from the store:
>
>
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>Dear Mrs. Griffin,
>
>Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion
>in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from
>our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance
>equipment. All complaints against Mr. Griffin are listed below.
>
>Things Mr. Jeff Griffin has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart:
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>1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
>carts when they weren't looking.
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>2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
>intervals.
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>3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
>restrooms.
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>4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
>'Code 3' in Housewares... and watched what happened.
>
>5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on
>layaway.
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>6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
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>7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers
>he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
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>8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and
>asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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>9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and
>picked his nose.
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>10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk
>if he knows where to find the antidepressants.
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>11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
>Impossible" theme.
>
>12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using
>different size funnels.
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>13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled
>"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
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>14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the
>fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
>
>And last, but not least .
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>15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then
>yelled very loudly,
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>"There is no toilet paper in here!"