Monday, August 24, 2009

Words to Live By ( For Women)

Since I have to work all day Tuesday I thought I'd do this post tonight. I actually got called in to work a half day which was cool. I enjoyed seeing kids that I saw last year - they are now big 2nd graders and they have grown - they were cute! I sub 2nd grade again tomorrow but a different class.

Anyway, my mom emailed me these words to live by - take them to heart and have a good laugh!

Subject: Words for Women to Live By :)
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> 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
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> 2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
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> 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of
> tequila.
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> 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
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> 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
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> 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal
> with it.
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> 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your
> personality.
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> 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
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> 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
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> 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk
> funny.
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> 11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it
> with vodka.
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> 12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married
> man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
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> 13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the
> hardest.
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> 14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
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> 15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter
> who thinks she's wrong.
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After its all said and done - we ALL need a reason to smile and laugh!

Hoep everyone is having a great week so far!

2 comments:

Chris H said...

Love it!

Queenie Jeannie said...

Holy crap this is awesome!!! I haven't seen this one! YOU ROCK!